Troy Couple Tries To Get Money From Red Bull The Wrong Way

Red Bull does not give you wings. We know it, they know, they're willing to pay you $10 to forget about it. If Red Bull did give you wings, however, this Troy couple would probably not be in the Rensselaer County Jail.

According to News 10, the 48- and 46-year old married couple tried to take a couple cases of Red Bull, valued at $300, from the Walmart in Brunswick. The biggest 'case' I've ever seen sold is a four pack. How many trips do you have to make to your car to get $300 worth of Red Bull out of the store? Apparently enough to get noticed.

Troopers found the husband running from the store, and the wife in the parking lot. Had Red Bull actually given them wings, they would both still be at large.