Contact Us

Top Silly Christmas Songs

I’m sure you are sick of the Christmas tunes and cant wait to put them away until next year but here are the Top 3 Silliest Christmas Songs.

Photo by Dave Hogan/Getty Images

“‘Alvin? ALVIN?!?!’” Yes, coming in at number three on the silliest Christmas song countdown is:

David Seville and the Chipmunks – “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)”

· This tune was actually recorded in 1959, but is still played on radio stations everywhere during the holidays. While its lyrics aren’t that bizarre, the high-pitched voices used to sing them make this holiday tune very silly.

2. The second silliest song on the countdown is actually not a song at all, it’s an entire album. Number two is:

Southpark – “Mr. Hankey’s” Christmas Classics

· One really only needs to say one thing about this album to explain why it made the most silly list; several songs on the album are sung by “Mr. Hankey” and “he” is a piece of human ****.

1. The number one silliest song on our countdown involves your Mom’s mom and an animal. The number one is:

Patsy & Elmo – “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”

· I mean, come on, you get to sing about your grandma getting hit by one of Santa’s deer, how much better can it get?

Merry Christmas!! ~rob

Recommended for You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Rock-A-Holics quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Rock-A-Holics contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.