What I know about racing is that everyone wants to go fast and, when you’re Tony Stewart, you can have anyone’s ass.

I’ll have to admit everything I’ve learned about racing comes from Tom Cruise and Will Ferrell movies. So I’m not even sure if this is even a NASCAR event or not, and frankly I don’t care. They’re all NASCAR to me. Fast cars, flashy outfits and out in the open hillbilly swinging love. Tony Stewart just walking around, the Vin Diesel of this race, just Tokyo Drifting all up on Harvick’s wife like it aint no thang!