Toddler Fight Club Is A Lot Like Regular Fight Club But Much Smaller

The first rule of toddler fight club is: You do not talk about toddler fight club because their freaking toddlers and CANT TALK!

According to timesunion.com, a few day care workers in Dover, Delaware were arrested after cops discovered videos of them forcing two three-year-old boys to fight each other.

I can see at first how this story sounds barbaric and cruel. But perhaps if these police officers knew of the predictions from the Oracle of the future attack of the Persians, than maybe they would see the necessity for this toddler fight club.