Today Is Rupert Murdoch’s 84th Birthday [VIDEO NSFW]

What should we get Rupert Murdoch for his birthday? I know, 47 traitors. Ratings will go through the roof! If any of the 47 GOP Senators want to explain themselves, you know that their Good Old Pal Rupert will give them a fair and balanced news broadcast to do it on. 

That is what I wanted to get him, but someone already got him that. Don't you hate it when that happens?

It is a good thing he got that birthday present early. That would of been embarrassing.

I still don't know what to get him. Lets ask Randy Quaid.