This Toothpaste Commercial Is Confusing, Does It Come with Condoms? [VIDEO]

I love the difference between American television commercials and the rest of the world. These people seem to get away with straight up pornography. And that’s what really sells!

This video is apparently a commercial for toothpaste but I’m not sure what they mean by it. Are they trying to say if I use Quay Toothpaste then I get to have sex with super hot girls? Or are they saying if I use Quay I will start to have sex with a girl and shoot my sticky pee prematurely and fall asleep with shame and embarrassment. I don’t clearly understand your message Quay but I like your presentation.