Not even Walt Disney himself hates Disney world as much as this little kid. He would rather go to school than go to Disney World.

As much as I want to hate this kid for not freaking out over his parents' surprise, I got to respect it. Who do these parents think they are trying to surprise this little dude? Maybe he had big plans at school today. Maybe it was recital pizza day and now he won’t get any of that.

Instead he is going to be stuck riding on magical flying elephants and crashing down a waterfall on a log. Nice job, parents, you ruined this kid’s life.