This Dead Lady Bug Is A Jerk!
Who does this Lady bug think it is? It came into my place of employment and started walking around and dying all over like it owns the place!
So some stupid little lady bug sneaks into my Q103 studio and just dies in the windowsill like aint no big thing? I suppose it wants me to throw its body away too. That’s not how it works lady bug. You have to deal with your problems yourself. Don’t come wandering in and expect me to pick up the pieces. You got yourself into this mess lady bug now get yourself out! And beside I can’t try and throw you out because I know the second I try to touch your disgusting little dead bug body it’s going to move a little and I’m going squirm because for a second I’ll freak out and think you came back to life. Don’t play possum with me lady bug! You’re a bug not opossum!