This Back Yard Roller Coaster Is So Lame I’d Rather Have No Roller coaster [VIDEO]

Thanks a lot dad, your attempt at pleasing me with fantastic gifts is falling short when you half way made me a roller coaster. Yes technically it’s my very own roller coaster in my backyard. However, it’s the lamest roller coaster ever. Not to mention you have to push me up the hill with a broom handle! What if my friends were to see you doing that?

If there was one more turn and hill I might be able to forgive you for leaving mom. But as of right now thanks for the roller coaster, but no thanks!