People call Hunter College students playing a game named Abortion Battles “callous” but I’m calling them geniuses. Sure the idea of killing the imaginary babies of pregnant dudes may strike a nerve to some but try and see the value in this. The game is basically a reenactment of the Michele Jackson video “beat it” but instead of leather wearing street thugs you mix in some Arnold Schwarzenegger style pregnant guys.

Is “Abortion battles” a morbid name? Maybe. But under any other name this game still seems fun. It has all the elements of good time. #1: there is the sport of competition. #2: you waving sharp plastic object at each other so someone could get hurt. A good risk is always fun. #3: ultimate crowd participation helps each side work harder for their goal.