Remember Super Off-Road for Nintendo from way back in the day?  You essentially raced a Baja truck around a dirt course hoping to beat the computer and become super pixelated off road racing champion!

Fast forward to adult life. You still have visions of being a that pixelated off road champion but now there's a difference- it's real life and you're about to launch your 'real baja truck' on 'real dirt/sand' against 'real people'.

Something tells me pressing A and B combinations a million times will not guarantee a victory, but hey, if you can race and win via video game then it should be no problem doing it in real life, right?

Didn't see that coming did you? The good news? You can hit reset and start over again. Oh wait, no you can't...