I keep seeing all of these "Seen: Partying in Saratoga" pictures and the people in the pictures don't look like they're partying but just standing around smiling and wearing silly hats.

Is there no one partying in Troy, Albany, Schenectady, Latham, Colonie, Watervliet, Cohoes, Rensselaer, Niskayuna, Clifton Park, East Greenbush, Green Island, Menands, or anywhere else in the Capital District?

How about Schaghticoke? I was seen in Schaghticoke!

But I was not partying. I did wear a silly hat, but I was not there to party. In fact, I am not sure why I was at Rock'N Derby in Schaghticoke, NY.

Maybe I was there so that someone can be seen somewhere other than Saratoga?

And I am sure that I am not the only one.

So Capital District or Region, show us that you were seen partying in the 518, anywhere in the 518, or is Saratoga the only place around hear worth being seen in?

I am asking for you pictures and selfies of you and your friends or relatives, partying somewhere in the Capital District, and if I don't see any pics posted in the comments on Facebook I can only assume that they don't know how to party in Troy, Albany, Schenectady, Latham, Colonie, Watervliet, Cohoes, Rensselaer, Niskayuna, Clifton Park, East Greenbush, Green Island, Menands, or anywhere else in the Capital District?

And maybe they should change the name of the "Capital District" to the "Capital Nancy Squares."