There's nothing better than those annoying, in-your-face proposals. Ok, we get it. You guys are madly in love and want to scream it at the top of the world. Excuse me, while I throw up in my mouth.

I'm not bitter because I'm single. I want to smack this guy in the face. I  can't stand those people that need to try and do the most outrageous proposals. I would have said 'no' if some guy serenaded me with a guitar in the mall food court too. After he gets over this chick by sleeping with eight  prostitutes and finally is able to move on twenty years later, he just might take the safe road and do a normal proposal. See you never, buddy.