The Naked Man!!!!!
There is a man in North Carolina who has gotten his neighbors attention with out leaving his house!!
This dude has been standing at his front door with his goodies on display for the better part of 10 years. Neighbors have called police only to be told that according to the law, as long as he's inside his home, there's nothing they can do about it!! It doesn't matter that kids or ladies are around, he can legally stand there talking on the phone in the buff. While they are working to make changes to the law to curb his enthusiasm, I feel that that after 10 years, somebody could have come up with a solution for this. As a concerned citizen, I would like to offer some help....
How about public humiliation? Whenever he's out there, simply point and yell "What's up tiny!!". Maybe approach him with a deal? "I won't rake leaves on you lawn if you put that away". Remember, turn around is fair play.....there has to be an elderly woman in the area whose not afraid of showing it off. If none of these work the only thing you can hope for is another cold winter. Good luck!!