The Many Voices Of BJ – According to Free Beer & Hot Wings
Those of you avid fans of the Free Beer & Hot Wings show know that I am now known as 'High Voice' BJ, or 'Bitch Voice' BJ, whatever they feel like going with on a certain day. Yes it's true I am a very tall guy and my voice doesn't exactly match up, those of you who have met me know that. So I have taken quite the beating for this. The other day I was thinking about it and they have used many examples to describe my voice, none of them exactly accurate but hilarious none the less.
This is the first one ever used by the guys. It's only fitting being that he has such a squeaky high voice. At least there isn't a giant hand putting me in tough spots.
I don't know if they have ever called me Elmo, but many listeners have come up to me and used the name. I think it's even funnier being that Elmo's voice is done by a pretty big guy.
Crying Library Guy
This one may be the one I like the most. Sarcasm? It sucks enough being this poor guy who breaks down in front of the library crying, but it's another thing to be described as him. I can't believe their gonna tear this damn thing down…
Grandma Mush Mouth
This is the latest internet sensation that the guys have dubbed as me. So not only am I a distraught library guy, but I am also a 1,000 year old woman who babbles about nothing.
Mickey Mouse was actually the name given to me by listener Victor while hosting Smarter than a Q-Tease Trivia. I see it more as a term of endearment than anything, so thank you.