Why Am I So Excited for The Jersey Shore Tonight?

So, I never thought the day would come when I would choose to write about The Jersey Shore. The show is a hot mess. I started watching it in September from start to finish. Now tonight is bringing on the second episode of the new season.

Unfortunately, I am stoked.

I have never met a bunch of people that I could just sit and laugh at their stupidity and not feel bad about it. I just love to hate them. I am so amused by  the random girls that choose to go back with the guys just so they can get their two seconds of fame for being a "hoochie" on TV. It's too bad that's going to screw with them in the future when they try to get a job.