Has their been a more quotable comedy from the past few years than ‘The Hangover’? Since its release in 2009, the Vegas-set comedy has been supplying funny quotes for use on the Web and in everyday life.
Phil, Stu, Alan and Mr. Chow’s wild night and morning after in Vegas provided some stellar one-liners. (Their second big screen outing, less so.) Take a look at some of the funniest ‘Hangover’ quotes below.
“Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don’t, but do me a favor: don’t text me, it’s gay.”
Phil Wenneck’s answering machine
Stu Price: Why are you peppering the steak? You don’t know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner: Tigers *love* pepper. They hate cinnamon.
“I’m on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn’t your fault. I’ll get you some pants.”
Alan Garner to Mr. Chow
Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.
Woman in Elevator: Oh, how cute. What’s his name? Phil Wenneck: Ben. Alan Garner: Carlos.
“Don’t let the beard fool you. He’s a child!”
“Hey, you guys ready to let the dogs out?”
Alan Garner: I’ve found a baby before. Stu Price: You found a baby before? Where? Alan Garner: Coffee Bean.
“Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.”
Alan Garner: Seriously, I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone. Doug Billings: What? Alan Garner: You heard me. It’s Sin City. I won’t tell a soul.