Spectacular, amazing, beautiful, awesome! Four words that describe how I sound while singing in the shower every morning. Seriously, If I were 50lbs lighter, not balding and roughly 15 years younger I would be the next Justin Beiber.

Like, no joke, I would be that good. In fact, and I can't believe this has happened, someone has made a video highlighting their fantastic music for the world to see. My shot has been missed. My dream decimated. My world shattered!

Yes, some random English kid has recreated exactly what I would have shown to the world If only YouTube were around years and years and years ago. My skills on tape- taken! My skills on tape- shown. My skills on tape- recreated! My skills on tape- just a few years to late.

I hate you kid!