If you have not seen it yet, watch it now, and see how Nicole Arbour has become one of the most infamous women in YouTube history. 

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Nicole Arbour is a bad comedian, who is not very funny, and I should know, because we can smell our own. She is also another Canadian and if famous Canadians have taught us anything, it is that they are not to be taken seriously in America...unless they're naked, like Pamela Anderson.

Nicole is also a failed recording artist, she had only two songs worth mentioning on her Wikipedia page, but to her credit she co-headlined at a midsize venue in 2010.

Well that sucked, but I am probably saying that because I am so jealous of how original the stage show was because no recording artist ever did a show dressed as a cheerleader. At least she could dance...kind of. She was throwing her arms up in the air and bending over, that's dancing.

But it was sponsored by Virgin Mobile, and if Virgin Mobile is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

I say failed, because I don't think she is going to be toping the charts anytime soon after this YouTube video. But to be fair, here is Nicole's hit single, "Bang! Bang!"

I lasted 44 seconds before I heard enough, she is not even singing, she is just saying things and, of course, she is doing that cheerleading thing, because it really worked out for her in 2010. I hear that her midsize clubs all over Canada were blowing up her phone, demanding—not requesting, DEMANDING—that she perform at their clubs.

I can still remember when "Bang! Bang!" was climbing up the charts in 2013.

Nicole is an actress who has been in three movies, or at least she is credited on IMDB for being in three movies. She has also been on TV, but apparently she was not good enough for TV and that is why she is fat-shaming on YouTube.

I feel that I am trying too hard to make her look bad. Nicole is not all that bad, she was on "The Naked News," and in porn, however I cannot confirm the porn. I tried but it felt awkward watching porn at work, because no one is going to buy the excuse that I am doing blog research.

I looked on Youporn and Pornhub, I searched her name but did not click on any of the videos, I looked at the little slideshow of thumbnails from the porn, and it kind of looked like her.

So that just means that she is a bad comedian, who thinks she can sing, who looks like a generic porn star. So all she has going for her are her looks. I would make fun of her age, but she is so unimportant that her age is not listed, so in other words, no one cares that she was born.

In conclusion: Dear Nicole, who are you again? 15 minutes goes by real fast, doesn't it?