The Best Of The Worst In Popsicle Stick Jokes
Yesterday I was enjoying one of the many classic American favorites- the popsicle. It was the brand that comes with three flavors that have those corny, awful jokes on the sticks that make me laugh really hard because of their stupidity. It got me thinking of all the dumb jokes I read on popsicle sticks every summer so I've compiled a list of my favorites. Enjoy and have a laugh today.
What key won't open any door? - A Donkey
What kind of fruit do trees like? - Pine-apple
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? - Because then they'd be called bagels
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? - He gave her a ring
What animal should you never play cards with? - A Cheetah
Where do books sleep? - Under their covers
Why didn't the lobster like to share? - Because he was shellfish
What do you get if you stick a vampire outside in winter? - Frost bite
Why were the refrigerator foods afraid? - The milk went bad and turned rotten
What's the hardest thing about skydiving? - The ground
What's your favorite popsicle stick joke?