The 4 I’s Of Drinking

It's best to post this today because most people start drinking early because the Saint Patrick's Day parade is on the weekend before the actual day, so I am giving you this helpful, free advice, right in the middle of all of it.

The I's of drinking goes like this.

You are not Invisible: People can see you, especially if you have had too much and end up urinating in public.

You are not InvincibleI: Unfortunately most people realize this when they wake up in a hospital bed.

You are not Intelligent: Because any story that begins with: "I was so drunk" ends with "Smartest choice I ever made."

When drinking, if you think that you are one of the three, then you are probably Intoxicated. 

Don't let the 4 I's of drinking discourage you from having a good time this Satin Patrick's Day, but please remember the important message behind the 4 I's of drinking.