On the 6th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 6 eggs, instead of "6 Geese A Laying," because if they hit me in the face with 6 geese, it would be messy, very messy.

Just in case you silly folks, want to split hairs about it.

2 eggs were in the plate, that someone, so politely smashed into my face.

3 eggs were thrown at my head.

Then for some reason I decided to smash myself in the face with an egg, I think I was possessed by the Holiday Spirit.

The Holiday Spirit, can make people do crazy things, it can make a man, or woman, stand in front of the mall or market, and ring a bell for hours.

It can make you happy, it can make you sad, it can make you greedy, yes sir, tis the season to be merry.

Pay no attention, to the fact, that on the 6th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 6 Geese A Laying, or 6 eggs, because we don't have any geese.