Testicle-Eating Fish Are Getting Closer To New York
This was a funny story when I thought the Piranha-like Pacu fish was on the other side of the world. Yeah, “haha laugh, laugh, look at the silly French people having to swim with athletic cups on.”
This issue of a fish that eats people’s testicles just got super real!
“A New Jersey pensioner hooked a massive surprise this weekend when he reeled in an exotic fish notorious for reportedly killing men by ripping off their testicles from a public park’s lake.” –dailymail
This is no joke! First New Jersey, then New York and then our bathtubs! I may never go in the water ever again!