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Teenager Ask Over 600 Porn Stars To His Prom Via Twitter

This boy is brilliant. He reminds me of my self, but only more bold and a lot more social network savvy.

In an attempt to find a sure thing on his prom night, Mike Stone, a high school student in Minnesota reached out to over 600 porn stars asking them to be his date. He even offered to buy plane tickets and he also promising to pay for dinner, a hotel room and a “personal massage”. As if the chubby high school kid asking you to prom wasn’t creepy enough.

However, the thought could be seen as sweet. Some girls might think he is adorable and actually agree. I like the touch of offering a personal massage, but my advice to young Mr. Stone is make promises of an 8-ball or two. You might have much better luck with that waiting on the other end rather then your desperate clown.

 

Either way I can’t blame this kid for his ambition. My senior year I agreed to take a stripper I hadn’t even met to my prom. The novelties of bring a sex object to prom is appealing to every teenage boy. Hell, I’d be super-stoked to bring a porn star to my company’s Christmas party. If anything, it gets people talking and for that short time you are viewed as a god to the guys and whore to the girls. But who cares what the girls think, unless of course they are Vivid girls.

I say good luck to Mike in his quest for a prom date and Chlamydia.

 

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