Spectacular, amazing, beautiful, awesome! Four words that describe how I sound while singing in the shower every morning. Seriously, If I were 50lbs lighter, not balding and roughly 15 years younger I would be the next Justin Beiber.
There comes a time when a random auto-tune poll needs to take place. The time is NOW! We have the lovely Sweet Brown vs. Mr Hero himself, Charles Ramsey. Brush off your chair, grab a cold pop and make time for this!
Holy smokes! If this were my kid we'd be having some issues right about now. For starters, If my seven year old knew how to post videos on YouTube, his mother and I would be having some words. Second, if the words coming out of this little kids mouth came out of my son's mouth- I don't know, we'd be chatting, loudly.
'Every superhero needs a woman' were just one of my thoughts this morning. Seriously, wake up, grab a cup of coffee and think about superhero's needing a Mrs: Rise and shine! Naturally, I hopped on YouTube to see if any Superhero's were reaching out for a lady and boom: Danger Man, Urban Superhero is in need.
Who goes to the gym? I have to admit, I cannot answer with yes. In fact, my idea of exercise is walking to and from my car at a rapid rate of speed. Trust me, with man boobs like mine, I know I need to get in shape sooner rather than later.
So much craziness has went down in the last 24 hours that I'm literally ready to explode. After 9-11 came increased security procedures federally, which I think, has made most of us feel a little at ease. Then yesterday happened.
You know, being a dude who goes on the radio every night I have to say, my job is awesome. It's cool to go on the air, act a fool, and try my to hardest to entertain you. One thing I'm still working on is effectively being that entertainment outlet, especially when occurrences are happening that immediately devastate our minds.
So, the weather outside is a bit frightful and honestly, this week has gone by way to slow. Don't get me wrong, it was a good week but just creeped by. I guess I've earned myself a little 'sit back and relax' time here at the station. So I found a vid on YouTube featuring some of the finest peeps on the planet shopping at one of our favorite people watching spots. ;-)
It's time like these where I think to myself- Thank GOD I have a little boy. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure I'm gonna have my hands full but at least he isn't a girl. Ugh, I couldn't imagine having to deal with dudes coming over to the house with raging erections looking to take my little girl out on a 'date'. I also couldn't imagine seeing my daughter at Spring Break dry humping random dudes in fro
Hold the phone, stop the presses, let your kids starve to death. A rich 40 something year old rap mogul could quite possibly be banging a 20 something year old supermodel? Get out of town? You mean to tell me a dude responsible for one of the greatest hip hop artists of all time still has the clout to score a hot bouncy (literally) model chick? Stop it now!