I'm almost ashamed to admit it, but I'm not world class at anything. Never once I have I been invited to a foreign country to show off whatever skills I may—or most likely don't—possess.
The World Yo-Yo Contest had more ups and downs that this joke did groans, but it still brought out the best of the best in the surprisingly advanced art of the children's pastime.
Football quarterback? Hockey Team captain? Starting point guard? None of these even matter anymore. Everyone knows the dude who gets laid the most is the bro flying a kite in a gymnasium with NO WIND!
These guys spent years designing constructing a gigantic yo yo in hopes of going down in the record books. They even got help and invested interest from a big engineering firm. At the big moment though, things do not go well.