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I've always wanted my own Christmas Special, for the past 4 years, I have forced my Holiday cheer onto the public, by any means necessary, because I am American, and that is how we do it, in America! Remember that time I saved Christmas? Remember that time, Bob the 86er and I, saved Seth Rollins...

On the 9th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a face full of glitter, instead of "Ladies Dancing." If the Rock Girl could dump feathers on my head after, DJ Supreme covered my head with chocolate sauce and whipped cream, we couldn't have her back to dance for me, instead of throwing glitter in my face...

On the 7th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a full bottle of chocolate syrup, on my head, then some whipped cream, of course, then the Rock Girl dumped feathers on my head and beat me with a pillow. I know that they are supposed to give me 7 Swans-a-Swimming, instead of Swans-a-Swimming, but as you can see, there are no swans in this video...

On the 4th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me a phone, not a smart phone, or a cell phone and not even a cordless phone, but a corded phone. I am both happy and proud to receive this gift from Q103, because I am pretty sure that I am the only person in America, receiving this gift, and it went straight to my head...

We the people at Q103, have been working hard to give you the 12 days of Christmas, we have been working hard to figure out what to smash me in the face with, it's hard because we can not smash me in the face with French Hens, so we use things like French Fries instead...

This year, we the people of Q103, want to spread some holiday cheer, and I volunteered. Actually no one else was willing to do, what I am for you, so enjoy! and remember, there will be 11 more. Getting hit in the face with a plate full of pears is not all that bad, despite getting the sticky juice all over my face, it tasted good, so I can't complain, because porn stars have to deal with a lot wor

Netflix and chill to this hidden gem, "I Am Santa Claus" is a documentary featuring Mick Foley, and 4 other professional Santa Clauses, and once you see it, you can not un-see it, because the life of a professional Santa Clause, is not all milk & cookies. ...

Who is Suzy Snowflake? I think that she is some kind of Witch, that can control the weather, but children love her because she can make it snow, so that there will be school closings, I am not sure, but Suzy Snowflake scares me, and so does this video...

In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving, in America, I have posted many Thanksgiving themed blogs, I even slurped the Turkey, but I have not blogged about my favorite TV Show episodes yet, until now. When I first started this blog, I went to YouTube to find a good compilation of Thanksgiving TV Show episodes, the video that I found, sucked, because there was no mention of my favorite, so

In my quest to restore the American spirit of Thanksgiving, or the Spirit of America within Thanksgiving... I have discovered fun things to do with turkey, you can slurp it, and you can try to eat it all in one sitting. I have yet to post anything about the mashed potatoes, until now...

Nothing bad has ever happened to me on Friday the 13th, my birthday is August 13th, that must mean that I am the bad thing, that is going to happen to you on the 13th, and that makes me happy. Today, you are not going to be stalked by an immortal man child, who can not swim, and wears a hockey mask...

In my quest to restore the Thanksgiving spirit in America, I have rediscovered the "Hand Turkey," and now I have discovered the "Turkey Slurpee," for America. Although the "Turkey Slurpee" is about a year old, it's new to me, it may be new to you, but if it's old news, don't ruin it for America...