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Yes, the Harlem Shake has made it to Albany. I know I know, huge sigh and ugh, I know. However, the ladies and gents at the F. B. Peck Hose Company in Waterford have decided to have a bit of fun with it.

Zombies are still all the rage, I guess. Honestly, after that dude was nearly eaten to death in Florida, I thought we had moved on to bigger and better things. But yeah, peeps are still making YouTube videos on how to successfully murder Zombies with everyday tools, like, a snow tool.

And now I'm ready to leave work, seriously! Kind of bad right? I'm just sitting down to start my day and BOOOOM, yummy frothy beer is being poured right in front of me. Damn you Guinness, damn you. With your rich flavor, creamy head and perfect taste I long for you on this Thursday. But I digress.

Have you noticed that so many people are super pissy on Valentine's Day? Stories of cheating, terrible dates, and of course, loneliness have made their way to my ear hole today. It's rather ridiculous and honestly, I think people just like to complain. WTF: Today is a day for dinner, drinks, chocolates and sex! Right?

Well, It's Valentine's Day and that can only mean one thing. Well, several honestly. 1- Dinner and flowers will most likely be given. 2-  Some sort of chocolate dessert will be had. 3- Boom boom boom- which is essentially short for 'baby, can we get naked and pretend like we're procreating?' Yes, your better half may let you get her naked so why not have fun with it? It's Valentine's Day! Read Mor

Remember that Tyson/Holyfield fight back in 97? How could you not. Holyfield was beating on Mike and Mike was like: Nah, you headbutted me, I'm gonna take out a chunk of your ear with my mouth. I remember seeing this thinking: I can't believe big Mike Tyson just did that. Fast forward to 2-12-13, Stamford, CT.

Oh yes, that is correct- Ever want to run up to someone, out of no where, and blast them (in good fun, of course) with a snowball? I know I know- It would be awesome, especially with the few inches of snow still on the ground around these parts. One problem, you run the risk of taking a big ole knuckle sandwich to the kisser. No fun, that's for sure. But alas, a couple dudes from the dirty dirty h

The power of the surveillance camera. It's always there and always recording, which tends to irritate most. Then again, if it weren't for the eye in the sky how many crimes would go unsolved, or at the very least, unresolved for a lengthy period of time? Think about this: During the 4th of July fireworks spectacular at the Empire State Plaza did you notice the limited amount of Troopers on foot? I

Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Reminds me of my favorite commercial from Hoveround. You know, the one with the little old ladies riding up to the edge of the Grand Canyon, peering out over the Canyon all happy and what not. In the back of their minds their like 'ugh, I can't believe this is how I make extra cash'. But whatev- That commercial is great and so is a 70mph 4-wheel scooter, in the s

Beer is good, especially with a side of wings. There is nothing like a cold frothy beverage after a crazy day at work. Actually, there is nothing like a tasty brew after a crazy day, period. Throw in some warm weather and a deck- 'Beer is good, and stuff': Yeah, I could totally hear that cranked at a bar with everyone singing along. Cue awesome song, now!

Seriously though, this dude is welcome at any party I throw. Not that I'm into throwing parties, but If I were, he would be invited. Honestly, I wouldn't invite him for his ability to down a pitcher like it's his job. I would rather take bets on how long it takes before he's passed out cold.

No seriously, that's what you're going to see. YouTube, thank you for existing! YouTube users: Thank you for knowing exactly what makes the world go round.  Beer, boobs and a slow motion video of a lovely lady enjoying her brew? Perfect!