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Is it Friday yet? Seriously, I'm having one of those days. Scratch that- I'm having one of those weeks, and it's only Tuesday, FML!!! Might as well scour the net looking for something to chipper my non-chipper hide up, no? Nothing to see here except for the Colorado National Guard retrieving a human being off the side of a cliff, in a helicopter, like it ain't no thang!

One day I will be married and that day will be grand, right? Moving way ahead in the future, I expect that I will be lying in a hospital recovery room after going through some sort of random procedure that will, of course, involve my lovely wife. She'll be a nurturer and lover. She will be there to feed me my 'rise and shine from aesthetics' crackers. Yep, she'll be that kind of wife, I can feel i

While growing up in the Hilltowns, being surrounded by creeks, hiking trails and zero neighbors was ok. However, I feel like I missed out on what a lot of kids came up with: dun dun dun, a tree house. I can't complain, I had a pallet shack thing that served it's purpose, but, I missed out on greatness. Continue on to smell what I'm stepping in.

So, how many cops does it take to make a man rollover on his stomach? You would think that one maybe two would suffice? Think again! In this case, police batons, tazers, and a half dozen cops can't seem to motivate Porfirio Santos-Lopez to simply rollover and take orders from cops in Long Beach, California.

Listen, I'm all about furry cute animals, especially the ones you rarely see unless you hit up a zoo. I'm drawing the line with the Kangaroo though. I'm not even gonna mess with that brand of sneaker anymore. Sure, they have a pocket attached to their gut so they can whisk away their young in a moments notice. That's cool. But after watching this video, I'm creeped the F out.

Forget A-Rod, steroids and the Yanks losing games. In my mind that's all trivial. There's some good coming out of the MLB and it involves an old time first base coach, kids sitting in the stands and some damn good advice.

Life is constantly throwing lessons at us- Like, when you troll the winner of an eating contest expect repercussions.  It's safe to say I'm not the only human on this lovely planet who would get a bit angry if dude sitting next to me decided to rub chicken wing finger goo all over my face, right?

As we all know, Randy Blythe made news headlines quite often this past year as he was on trial for manslaughter in Prague for the unfortunate death of a fan that took place at a Lamb Of God Show there years before. He even spent some time in a Czech prison. He was eventually acquitted of all charges and released to go back to the states. Blythe has produced a short film about Prague and it has jus

I can't figure out what I'm doing today. My job calls for me to sit on the web, find cool stuff to write about and then write about it. But today? I don't know. I think I found something worth writing about, but then again, I don't know about this.

You have to give this dude props. He's on his bike, enjoying the scenery, and randomly stopping to offer assistance to people who really need it. That's the problem with our society these days. We're all focused on ourselves to even notice the blind guy walking on the side of the road when he should be on the sidewalk. Or how about the lady stuck in her wheel chair? Yeah, this guy deserves props-

And yet another reason why I'm a hard ass with my 7 year old son.  Seriously, I think that's the only way to prevent your children from growing into reckless pains who do dumb stuff. You know, like dawn a Go-Pro helmet cam sans shirt and run into a local fast food establishment and do something that's not even funny. In fact, it's a waste of time.

Well isn't this sweet. You know, this adult woman reminds me of a little kid who always got their way and grew up expecting for things to never change. And then life happens. You know, like bills, car repair and god knows what else can be thrown at us.