turkey slurping

A Dan America Thanksgiving (Videos NSFW)
A Dan America Thanksgiving (Videos NSFW)
A Dan America Thanksgiving (Videos NSFW)
I fear that I've failed in my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, and now, this is my last stand, because Americans will go shopping, it's hard to compete with a good sale, especially when you're not selling anything. Americans will continue to refuse to celebrate Thanksgiving because of its origins, and that's fine by me, I feel sympathetic for the Native Americans, but I stil
The Turkey Slurpee Challenge (Video)
The Turkey Slurpee Challenge (Video)
The Turkey Slurpee Challenge (Video)
In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, I discovered a new holiday tradition, the "Turkey Slurpee Challenge." then I discovered it was dangerous, but I did it anyway. My fellow Americans, I slurped the turkey for America...
Turkey Slurpee (Video)
Turkey Slurpee (Video)
Turkey Slurpee (Video)
In my quest to restore the Thanksgiving spirit in America, I have rediscovered the "Hand Turkey," and now I have discovered the "Turkey Slurpee," for America. Although the "Turkey Slurpee" is about a year old, it's new to me, it may be new to you, but if it's old news, don't ruin it for America...