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Today Is Rupert Murdoch’s 84th Birthday [VIDEO NSFW]
What should we get Rupert Murdoch for his birthday? I know, 47 traitors. Ratings will go through the roof! If any of the 47 GOP Senators want to explain themselves, you know that their Good Old Pal Rupert will give them a fair and balanced news broadcast to do it on.
Today Is Michelangelo’s Birthday
He painted a ceiling, sculpted naked statues, he can fight like a ninja and he is a party dude who loves pizza. Today is Michelangelo's birthday, so I think we should try to do all these things at once. Only then will you truly appreciate what it means to be a hero in a half-shell.