One day I will be married and that day will be grand, right? Moving way ahead in the future, I expect that I will be lying in a hospital recovery room after going through some sort of random procedure that will, of course, involve my lovely wife. She'll be a nurturer and lover. She will be there to feed me my 'rise and shine from aesthetics' crackers. Yep, she'll be that kind of wife, I can feel it.