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Another Christmas has come and gone, I got new socks, a new blanket and a bottle of whiskey, Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas? I also got 11 things from the good folks, here at Q103, it should of been 12, but I was late to the party...

I've always wanted my own Christmas Special, for the past 4 years, I have forced my Holiday cheer onto the public, by any means necessary, because I am American, and that is how we do it, in America! Remember that time I saved Christmas? Remember that time, Bob the 86er and I, saved Seth Rollins...

On the 12th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, the end. The original plan was to have me sit in front of the drummer of Red Sun Rising, during his sound check, but I was running late because of traffic going north. I had missed my window, to sit in front of a drum kit, and have me ears blown out, for America and for Christmas...

On the 11th day of Christmas, Q103 gave me oregano, but it was supposed to be "Pipers Piping," and now I would like to file a complaint. Although I enjoy sharing my gifts, from Q103 with all of you, there are 2 that I am upset about. "Ladies Dancing" I did not mind the glitter bomb, it felt kind of dazzling, but if someone asked me what would I rather get...

On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 got interesting, because they did not know how to give me "Lords a Leaping," Flounder & Dave came to the conclusion, that they would give me a special gift from Lemmy Kilmister, because Lemmy is God.   On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 violated me with Lemmy's mole, I don't know why Flounder and Dave thought I needed the gift of being violated by L

On the 9th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a face full of glitter, instead of "Ladies Dancing." If the Rock Girl could dump feathers on my head after, DJ Supreme covered my head with chocolate sauce and whipped cream, we couldn't have her back to dance for me, instead of throwing glitter in my face...

On the 7th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a full bottle of chocolate syrup, on my head, then some whipped cream, of course, then the Rock Girl dumped feathers on my head and beat me with a pillow. I know that they are supposed to give me 7 Swans-a-Swimming, instead of Swans-a-Swimming, but as you can see, there are no swans in this video...

On the 6th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 6 eggs, instead of "6 Geese A Laying," because if they hit me in the face with 6 geese, it would be messy, very messy. Just in case you silly folks, want to split hairs about it. 2 eggs were in the plate, that someone, so politely smashed into my face...

On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them. I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are for me or for you, because I don't get to keep the things I get smashed in the face with, or beat in

On the 4th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me a phone, not a smart phone, or a cell phone and not even a cordless phone, but a corded phone. I am both happy and proud to receive this gift from Q103, because I am pretty sure that I am the only person in America, receiving this gift, and it went straight to my head...

"The 12 Days of Christmas," is a very confusing song, because it begins on "The first day of Christmas," the song counts up to the 12th day, at the beginning of each verse but suddenly begins counting down, or is it just listing the gifts given on each day in reverse order...

This year, we the people of Q103, want to spread some holiday cheer, and I volunteered. Actually no one else was willing to do, what I am for you, so enjoy! and remember, there will be 11 more. Getting hit in the face with a plate full of pears is not all that bad, despite getting the sticky juice all over my face, it tasted good, so I can't complain, because porn stars have to deal with a lot wor