February 20, 2013 It's all about the boobs on this chilly cold Hump Night. Fitting right? They're warm, squishy and greeaatt (like Tony The Tiger). So why not show them loads of love in the 'Pump or Dump' pub. Oh, the deal with the pub? You're hanging out having a few drinks and two very lovely ladies approach you asking: 'Who you taking home?' Pretty simple, no?
February 13, 2013 Last Friday porn aficionado Jayden Jaymes was bumped from her throne by none other than Jessica Alba, thanks to your votes. Frankly, I knew it would happen. Jayden's a hot chick, but Jessica, well, she's Jessica Alba. Nuff said.
February 8, 2013 Ohhhhhhhh, the weather outside is frightful! So, let's take ourselves to a magical place! A place where two lovely ladies surprise you with the greatest question of all time: 'Hey you, pick one of us to take home tonight?' Booooom!
February 6, 2013 Pump or Dump is fitting for Hump Night, no? Picture this: You're in a bar on a random Wednesday night and out of no where two random beauts appear and present you with a question: 'Which one of us would you take home?' You're like: 'Ummm, thank you thank you thank you.'
January 31, 2013 This premise of this poll is fairly easy. Picture yourself in a bar/pub having a few drinks. Out of no where, two very lovely ladies approach you and say: 'Hey you, which one of us are you taking home tonight?' At first your put off, thinking: 'How could this be, this has never happened'. My friend, in the bar/pub that is 'Pump or Dump', you're always sought after- always! Enjoy it!
January 30, 2013 Hey, did you catch Halestorm on Kimmel? Holy smokes man, it was sick! Speaking of Halestorm, Lzzy Hale displayed her 'Pump or Dump' crown proudly last night after a huge win over Maria Brink on Monday. My oh my how things change though.
January 29, 2013 So, you're at the bar one night and out of no where last call is called. while soaking that in two random chicks appear out of no where. They approach you and ask you to choose one of them, you know, to take home for the evening. One thing though: these chicks just happen to be Maria Brink and Lzzy Hale. Who would you pick?
January 28, 2013 Schenectady, NY is one of those cities that is rich in history, culture, and celebrity. G.E. is here. Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler) is from here. 'The Place Beyond The Pines' was filmed here. 'Pump or Dump' was created here. See what I'm saying: Schenectady is where it's at!
January 25, 2013 So, you're at a bar hanging with two ladies. At the end of the night, the two ladies say to you: 'Who you taking home tonight?' You think long and hard, examining looks, brains, and most of all, how fantastic of a night you had with the two lovelies. Of course, this is all hypothetical, but you see where I'm going with this?
January 24, 2013 After 5 days of voting. Hold on, let me start this over. After 5 days of dominating Pump or Dump I think it's important that we give HUGE (like Fuccillo) props to Danielle Harris. Like, 'woah girl welcome to the first ever 'Pump or Dump: Hall of Fame'.
January 23, 2013 When I conjured up this hypothetical poll I assumed the hottest most half naked chick in porn would be taking home the 'Pump or Dump' crown for weeks on end. Seriously, I had no idea a 'regular chick' (for lack of a better term) would catch your eye, and stay there. Like, right up in it.
January 18, 2013 I need to be straight up honest. After Alana Blanchard demolished Tera Patrick this past Wednesday I thought for sure, Danielle Harris would have been slaughtered, Michael Myers style, but let me tell you: I was proven wrong, dead wrong: No pun intended.
