Penis

Is your cold member driving you CRAZY?!?! Lucky for you the people of Croatia have the perfect solution.

I often think I have a pretty good life, and I don’t believe I have ever thought about wishing it to end prematurely. However, if my penis is ever eating off by a rat I might want to cash in my chips right then and there.

I see people with mistakes made all over their bodies every day.  I see the sweet barbed wire around the bicep that is actually just a tub of goo instead of muscle. Or maybe the name of your Ex girlfriend who soon ran off with your best friend shortly after you got the ink. But this one has got to take the cake.