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Rockland, Maine Man Goes To Jail For Beating Wife With Penis

Dalton Castle — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 18:00:48 +0000

Sometimes it takes every ounce of strength not to raise your fist to women. And sometimes you get creative and it still ends up with you in jail. According to the weekly vice, Fred Thomas, a 62 year old man from Rockland Maine was sent to jail recently for allegedly hitting his estranged wife in [...]

Danish Porn Site Hosts Smallest Penis Contest

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 13:00:17 +0000

We know not all junk is created equally, but we have our fellow lady friends to thank for creating a “good” and “bad” standard-- the big italian sausage versus the cocktail weenie. It’s tough enough being a guy, and having subpar manhood is just grounds for living a life akin to Rainy Day Randy’s. But over in Denmark, small packages are finally snagging the spotlight, if only briefly.

So That's What the Elusive Trouser Snake Looks Like? [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:28:39 +0000

Is it just me or is this new Brazilian “Penis Snake” making anyone else uncomfortable? According to Mongobay.com a new rare species of amphibians were discovered in Brazil which is being dubbed the “penis snake” for reasons I can not understand. These lung less and eye less amphibians are said to absorb oxygen through their [...]

China Man's Penis Stolen In His Sleep

Jennifer Beaudoin — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 02:45:45 +0000

Yes, this is a true story! A 41-year-old man living in China actually got his penis chopped off by jealous thieves and was left for dead, all while he was sleeping. What a way to wake up! Hey, it's a long term solution to that annoying morning wood!

Cold Member? Croatian Dong Warmer Might Be The Solution [VIDEO]

Dalton Castle — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 21:56:02 +0000

Is your cold member driving you CRAZY?!?! Lucky for you the people of Croatia have the perfect solution. I hope your reading this Easter Bunny who died for our sins, because if you are then you would know I expect one of these Croatian Dong Warmers in my basket this Sunday. How To Keep Toasty [...]

Man Dies In Hospital After Rat Eats His Penis Off

Dalton Castle — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:56:12 +0000

I often think I have a pretty good life, and I don’t believe I have ever thought about wishing it to end prematurely. However, if my penis is ever eating off by a rat I might want to cash in my chips right then and there. According to the Huffington Post a 53 year old [...]

Is A Penis Back Tattoo A Mistake? [video]

Dalton Castle — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:42:42 +0000

I see people with mistakes made all over their bodies every day. I see the sweet barbed wire around the bicep that is actually just a tub of goo instead of muscle. Or maybe the name of your Ex girlfriend who soon ran off with your best friend shortly after you got the ink. But this one has got to take the cake.