Earlier this week I posted some Baby Metal, I wanted to post a video of the complete opposite for you all today, but I could not find Senior Citizen Metal, I did find this though.
On The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they are playing the audio from a story about a 73 year old man who punched a bear to save his dog. I just hope that I am this cool when I am 73, let me tell you about it.
Well now, this is something.
Meet 78-year-old Shirley.
Shirley isn't like the other typical women living in her adult home. While the rest of the women like to knit, watch television or play board games, Shirley is into other things. She's into gang bangs.
I love the effort and respect your motivation and intentions, however there is one thing the “greatest generation” is not so great at and that’s flash mobs.
It looks like no matter how old you get we all want the same thing on our birthday. This chick turned 100 years old and all she still can think about is how to get laid.
He’s 62 years-old and can kick my ass? I don’t think so, have you even seen my muscles? No 62 year old zombie is beating me, no way no how!
Some times I feel bad for the senior citizens of this world having to try and adapt to all the new technology that’s advancing around them. However, a window is not new technology.
This guy is clearly out of touch with the music of today. Which makes this really funny. I do occasionally rock out to some Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog and do love the new one from Enema Man, so maybe he does have a point about young people. These guys clearly aren't as cool as Pat Boone or Perry Como, those guys had charisma.