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Man Refuses To Stop Masturbating In Front Of Road Crew

Dalton Castle — Fri, 03 May 2013 16:40:02 +0000

I kind of respect this dude, he set out to do something and refused to let anyone distract him from completing that task. Not to mention May is national masturbation month so in a way he was kind of obligated. A 49 year old man in Florida, NY Jeffrey C. Smith, was recently arrested after he [...]

Perve to Cops "I'm Almost Done"

Wes Styles — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:22:36 +0000

Take a multi-time registered sex offender, put him in a stair case, and let the good times roll. Well, the cops tried to stop him but he replied with “I’m almost done”. Yeah, that didn’t sit well. The 35 year old, who renames unnamed, was reported to be running around the neighborhood earlier [...]

Albany Man Gets Busy With Himself In Public, Twice

BJ Ragone — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 09:48:55 +0000

There are certain things that can wait until you get to the privacy of your own home. ‘Mastering your domain’ is one of those things, but this guy couldn’t wait. When 23 year-old Albany resident Jayshawn Owens got ‘the itch’ he decided to just go ahead and go for it. Never mind that he wasn’t [...]

Wolverine Dies Celebrating Masturbation Month To The Extreme

Dalton Castle — Thu, 31 May 2012 18:50:05 +0000

Not Hugh Jackman, but a X-man impersonator who loved his body and cling wrap a bit to much was found dead in his apartment, but perfectly preserved. The dangers of being into kinky shit is if you accidentally die doing something like covering yourself in cling wrap or hanging yourself with a belt from the [...]

Woman Celebrating National Masturbation Month Must Pay $16,250

WQBK — Wed, 30 May 2012 13:23:09 +0000

You see the strangest things on the side of a highway sometimes. Imagine traveling down Highway 484 near interstate 75 in Florida when you see a woman masturbating and having sexual relations with herself for all the passing motorists to see. That's what 35 year old Ashley Horton of Alabama did, she was celebrating National Masturbation Month and was hit with a $16,250 fine.

Comedian Jim Jefferies Talks About His Masturbation Contest During An Interview on Q103 [AUDIO]

Dalton Castle — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:16:40 +0000

Jim Jefferies Talks About How He Was Attacked On-stage, Masturbation Contest, And Mark Walberg During An Interview On Q103 [AUDIO] Jim Jefferies is coming to Albany April 21st, 2012 and wanted to give a little preview to the Q103 listeners of what to expect. When I talked with Jim I didn’t except to discuses semen [...]

Skidmore Bathroom Posters Cause a Stir [Possibly NSFW]

Bryen — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 19:03:06 +0000

An employee at Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs has complained to the administration over posters that have appeared in the bathrooms of both sexes – posters that are a “how to masturbate” lesson. I don’t mean to point out the obvious here but isn’t this something you should have already figured out by the time [...]