I kind of respect this dude, he set out to do something and refused to let anyone distract him from completing that task. Not to mention May is national masturbation month so in a way he was kind of obligated.
Take a multi-time registered sex offender, put him in a stair case, and let the good times roll. Well, the cops tried to stop him but he replied with "I'm almost done". Yeah, that didn't sit well.
There are certain things that can wait until you get to the privacy of your own home. 'Mastering your domain' is one of those things, but this guy couldn't wait.
You see the strangest things on the side of a highway sometimes. Imagine traveling down Highway 484 near interstate 75 in Florida when you see a woman masturbating and having sexual relations with herself for all the passing motorists to see. That's what 35 year old Ashley Horton of Alabama did, she was celebrating National Masturbation Month and was hit with a $16,250 fine.
An employee at Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs has complained to the administration over posters that have appeared in the bathrooms of both sexes - posters that are a "how to masturbate" lesson.