Perve to Cops “I’m Almost Done”
Take a multi-time registered sex offender, put him in a stair case, and let the good times roll. Well, the cops tried to stop him but he replied with "I'm almost done". Yeah, that didn't sit well.
Woman Celebrating National Masturbation Month Must Pay $16,250
You see the strangest things on the side of a highway sometimes.  Imagine traveling down Highway 484 near interstate 75 in Florida when you see a woman masturbating and having sexual relations with herself for all the passing motorists to see.   That's what 35 year old Ashley Hor…