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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

InAPPropriate Comedy: The Worst Opening Weekend In US History

Wes Styles — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:00:29 +0000

This past weekend saw the release of the movie “InAPPropriate Comedy“. The movie directed by Vince Offer (aka the Sham-Wow guy) features Rob Schneider, Adrien Brode, and Lindsay Lohan. The film now holds the record for the “Worst Opening Weekend” in US history. According to IMDb: “In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of [...]

Lindsay Lohan's Odd Request Before Filming A Sex Scene

BJ Ragone — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 10:03:49 +0000

You would think that someone like Lindsay Lohan would be fine cutting loose on the set, but as it turns out if she’s having sex on camera, the crew needs to do something similar. Lindsay Lohan has a new film coming out in 2013 called ‘The Canyons’. If you thought she was trying to put [...]

Oh, Lindsay: Lohan to Team With Porn Star For Next Film

Sean O'Connell — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 16:02:14 +0000

This seemed inevitable. In fact, most of you probably are surprised it took this long. But for her next “acting” gig, Lindsay Lohan will appear opposite a porn star. And that, my friends, is the death knell ringing on a once-promising career. OK, so maybe the project has a little more credibility than we’re suggesting [...]

Lindsay Lohan To Portray Elizabeth Taylor In Lifetime Movie Role

Jennifer Beaudoin — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 04:34:02 +0000

The late Elizabeth Taylor has gotten the ultimate diss from the grave: her talented life of fame is going to attempt to be portrayed by the famed-for-bad-reasons actress Lindsay Lohan. She will be playing the part of Taylor in a Lifetime movie titled Liz and Dick. I don't know why she has been given this role, but I think one of my favorite channels has just dropped way down on the list.

Lindsay Lohan Poses Half-Naked…Again…This Week

Amy Sciarretto — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 11:00:06 +0000

Lindsay Lohan does all the things that should make a girl sexy, but we’re just not sure it’s working. She’s posing in front of the camera again -hold the groans- and her attempts at being a sex kitten are just kind of ZZZzzzzz. Again. In her latest photo spread -this one is for Love Magazine, [...]

Lindsay Lohan — Literally — Lets It All Hang Out in New Photo Shoot [PICTURES]

Amy Sciarretto — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:20:40 +0000

Famed fashion photographer Terry Richardson showed some mercy on former actress (because, really, when was the last time she was in anything?) Lindsay Lohan by taking shots of her at L.A.’s famed Chateau Marmont. Call it a mercy shoot, because that’s what the results indicate. LiLo proves that gravity catches up fast, even though she [...]

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue Breaking Sales Records

BJ Ragone — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 13:07:22 +0000

I have always stood behind the fact the people love to see celebrities naked, and my point is proven again. The January issue of Playboy featuring Lindsay Lohan is breaking sales records, according to Hugh Hefner. Apparently despite he train wreck of a life, Lindsay Lohan can still draw a crowd. All she has to [...]

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Photos Leaked

amanda.medina — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:33:54 +0000

Earlier this week Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover was leaked. It gave everyone a taste of the theme Linday’s photographs were going to be portraying. Although today the photos themselves were leaked. According to Gawker, they are definitely a let-down than what the media was amping the shoot to be. Lindsay never shows her “cookie” to the world. She teases [...]

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Cover Leaked Online

BJ Ragone — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:53:04 +0000

Whether you like her or not, you will probably try and take a peak at the Lindsay Lohan issue of Playboy. Lindsay finally had a bright idea, and posted a pic of her Playboy cover online for everyone to look at. It would irresponsible for us to not show it to you. Over all, I [...]

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot Fail

WQBK — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 17:06:15 +0000

Actress Lindsay Lohan has screwed up and failed at just about everything now, including her recent Playboy photo shoot. You would think she would have the sexy pose down, after all we’ve seen her lady lumps and other parts on the internet for years. However once Hef saw the spread, he said do-over! The reason [...]

Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy

WQBK — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:13:03 +0000

Like we didn’t see this one coming, but troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is set to pose for Playboy. The photo shoot will take place this week in Los Angeles. Playboy offered her $750,000 to pose but she countered with a million dollars. Playboy denied but will pay more than the original offer. Now Lindsay has [...]

Say Goodbye To Lindsay Lohan, Well Sort Of

Jennifer Beaudoin — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:31:42 +0000

What's in a name? The deeply troubled Lindsay Lohan is attempting to "erase" her past and permanent record by legally changing her name. Yup, she's trying to pull a Madonna or Cher by being just Lindsay. No last name, no nothing. Just Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan Threatens To Sue Over Surveillance Tape

Nic — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 00:15:38 +0000

The surveillance tape that is being considered in Lindsay Lohan’s criminal case for felony theft has been released out into the wild media, has now been viewed at least around the country, and Lindsay is furious! Lindsay is threatening to sue the jewelry shop where she is being accused of stealing a necklace from for [...]

Judge to Lindsay Lohan: You Will Go To Jail

Bryen — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:22:21 +0000

Do not pass go, do not collect $200. This morning LiLo visited an all too familiar place – the LA court system – to face her hearing on the charges of grand theft for a $2,500 necklace she allegedly stole from a Venice jewelry shop in January. Judge Keith L. Schwartz told Lindsay that she’s [...]

State Of The Union

DaveHunter — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 00:21:09 +0000

Tonight during the State of the Union address, President Obama will propose a five-year freeze on non-defense government spending. This got me thinking of other things I would like to put a five year freeze on….in no particular order…. Nic Cage starring in any major motion picture… Lindsay Lohan rehab stories…”Jersey Shore”…and because I live [...]

Lindsay Lohan Faces Possible Probation Violation

BJ Ragone — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 14:45:50 +0000

Just when you thought she was out of the woods Lindsay could be facing jail time once again. Looks like more trouble on the way for Lindsay Lohan. TMZ is reporting that Dawn Holland, a former staff member of the Betty Ford Clinic, is now pressing charges against Lohan for assault. The incident occurred over [...]