July 30, 2013 Tyler Bellick of Schenectady is what I would call an opportunist. You see an opportunity to increase the number of women you have from 0 to a limo full, you take it! Increasing the amount of women you have stockpiled in a stolen limo only helps your odds of getting laid or finding true love that night
January 14, 2013 You know how it goes- Get hammered, ride around in a limo, eat. Pretty basic stuff. One problem though- As you sit in the back of said Limo, you never take into consideration the size of the damn thing- Especially when you're craving a Big Mac and 20 piece at 2am. Ever try and rock the drive-thru at the McDonald's near Westgate? In a limo, It ain't happenin! Point is- It's up to the driver to say 'Idiots, I may be able to get this 30ft puppy into the golden arches drive- thru, but hey, we ain't getting out.
Where ever the President goes, he travels in style, using a specially built limousine that not only keeps the bad guys from trying to harm him, but also keeps him in touch with the White House to stay up to date on the latest happening around the world. It's official name is The Presidential State Car. The Secret Service, call it the Beast! And I'm here to tell you, it lives up to that name.
