A guy in the Jamaica neighborhood of Queens, N.Y., calmly walked into a McDonalds on Tuesday morning with a knife sticking out of his back with blood running down the back of his shirt.
It should go without saying that it's a bad idea to take a knife to a fully inflated tire.
This guy didn't know it was a bad idea and decided to do it anyway.
I’ve claimed my muscles could do a lot of things. I claim they can move mountains, Convince women to take their clothes off, and they even can be an artificial sweetener. But never have they stopped a knife.