November 8, 2012 Either candy is expensive in the Ukraine or the value scale of 9 year old's has really changed. If I had $4,000 I’d by a space ship not candy!
Pretty clearly, the best part of Halloween is that you dress up in a fun costume and walk around acquiring delicious candy. Who doesn't love that? We're really excited to see all the trick-or-treaters in their best outfits this year. We've got our bags of candy ready, and we're giving away prizes for the best costumes we see.
However, we cannot abide a certain type of trick-or-treater. You know the kind. The lazy one who doesn't wear a costume. This trick-or-treater is terrible, and he thinks he's still entitled to some of our sweet chocolate treats? Ha! Well, we're not going to take it this year. Here are 10 things to say to trick-or-treaters without a costume.
All of our favorite sugar-filled breakfast treats are forever tainted thanks to Guillermo Fajardo.
The window washers at Le Bonheur Children's Hospital in Memphis, TN, kind of make 'Patch Adams' seem like a big old meany. Two of the hospital's three-man window washing team dressed up like Spider-Man, and then rappelled down the side of the building, lifting childrens' spirits while cleaning windows. But yeah, a clown nose is good too.
August 28, 2012 This could have only been made worse if she forced him to wear a sign with a lame “Psyche” joke.
August 22, 2012 The first rule of toddler fight club is: You do not talk about toddler fight club because their freaking toddlers and CANT TALK!
August 9, 2012 Thanks a lot dad, your attempt at pleasing me with fantastic gifts is falling short when you half way made me a roller coaster. Yes technically it’s my very own roller coaster in my backyard. However, it’s the lamest roller coaster ever
Some kids in Greece, New York are in some big trouble after harassing an elderly bus monitor so bad it moved her to tears.
June 5, 2012 I’ve been saying for a long time how I only want to fight 9 year olds or younger and this guy just helps my argument. 9 year olds are small, stupid and weak, there for you always win.
May 31, 2012 You’re kid maybe a genius and socially retarded in every way, but man does she make great television for morons like me.
May 23, 2012 Who can really blame this guy? The last thing I want when trying to enjoy Kate
Winslet’s tits in 3D is some jack hole kid yapping away. I commend this man.
You have to wonder what goes through a persons head when they decide to permanently put something on their body. This woman's tattoo got her kicked out of Legoland. Justified?
