inventions

There have been so many things invented in New York...here are a few of them.

Earlier today on The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show they talked about The Face Blanket I am not sure if that is a new invention. I think someone found out that no one ever claimed the fame of being the inventor of The Face Blanket.

There’s a pump that makes your boobs bigger? Shucks, if only I knew about this a before mother’s day! It looks like just found the perfect gift a little too late.

Here you were proud of that macrame potted plant caddy you tied together. This video might have you rethinking your hobbies.

I almost wish the world did end last month because then we wouldn't have to be alive to witness more asinine inventions like this one.

I sit back and watch late night TV, a lot. Of course my night is always full of those god awful infomercials about products that are so dumb and yet make millions. The Snuggie anyone? Here comes the next dumb idea that you may find under your Christmas tree this year; The UpRight Sleeper.

I’ve made my Christmas list and this sperm extractor is items 1 through 37. I’m being extra good this year.

I can’t tell you how many loaves of bread I waste because I leave my bread in the toaster too long.

Coming soon to a mens room near you.. It's gives new meaning to "rock out with you cock out"! A Brazilian company has created Guitar Pee. Now bar patrons can play a tune in the urinal with their pee. The guitar starts to scream when urine is detected on any of the strings...

And here I am walking down the hall to get a drink like some sort of sucker. Will someone please buy me this new Honda UNI-CUB!