international news

A Hot Dog Is Not a Sandwich
Apparently this is a thing- there is an article about it. But I'm an American, so I am going to express my opinion about the subject without reading the article that it is based on. It's good to be an American.
Man In Norfolk, England Gets Attacked By Oompa Loompas
Cop: what did the men look like? Man: well they were short and had green hair and faces painted orange! Cop: so you were assaulted by Oompa Loompas? Man: yes! This is a hypothetical conversation that could've arose when the victim of a random attack was being questioned by authorities.