Punxsutawney Phil Has Been Indicted
Punxsutawney Phil, the bastard groundhog who promises an early Spring and yet we never see it, has been indicted by a Butler County Prosecutor in my home state of Ohio.
Punxsutawney Phil, the bastard groundhog who promises an early Spring and yet we never see it, has been indicted by a Butler County Prosecutor in my home state of Ohio.
Everyone's favorite day involving a rodent is FINALLY HERE. But what will his prediction hold? More winter? More spring? We're waiting with baited breath!
Today is the fake holiday known as ground hog day, and it's when a bunch of idiots gather in Pennsylvania to see a rodent predict the future. He has seen his shadow which means six more weeks of winter. Big surprise being that it's the the second day of February.