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In my quest to restore the Thanksgiving spirit in America, I have rediscovered the "Hand Turkey," and now I have discovered the "Turkey Slurpee," for America. Although the "Turkey Slurpee" is about a year old, it's new to me, it may be new to you, but if it's old news, don't ruin it for America...

A boxer gets knocked out and falls through the ropes landing in a spectators dinner, you can watch this happen over and over again, but this man will never get his dinner back.

Hulk Hogan has been pulled from WWE's latest video game, because of his racist rant, and now the WWE & 2k Sports are compensating by announcing that the Terminator will be in WWE 2k16. Obviously this is more like perfect timing, I highly doubt that they put this trailer together over the weekend, they probably weren't planning for it to come out that Hulk Hogan is apparently a racist, but they

This is not a joke about how dirty New Jersey is, it's more of a P.S.A. for men, because this South American fish found in a South New Jersey lake is known to eat human male genitalia.

This man could not leave his machine while gambling at a slot machine arcade, so he poops in the corner then goes back to playing the slot machine, he may not of had any toilet paper, but he did have a hot hand.

KFC debuted their new recipe recently in Los Angels, CA to a unsuspecting customer, according to that one lucky customer Devorise Dixon KFC's new recipe is "hard and rubbery."

Watch this wonderful display of family values as a drunk wife pulls up to her husband's DUI stop, and of course it gets better, because she has their son in the car with her. From The Free Beer & Hot Wings Morning Show the family of the year, with multiple DWI chargers on their record, and I guess it's no surprise. ...

We have all stepped in poop or something worse, this poor kid will always be reminded of the day he walked into a surprise, and now I will be 'that guy' who will remind everyone that it could of been worse.

A 26-year-old self-proclaimed 'sugar baby' who takes advantage of older men for their money, and now she has convinced her mother to get in on the action.

Competitive eating can't be safe, but it's always amazing to see someone go to town on whatever it is they are eating competitively.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Americans, by now you may of herd about the latest 'challenge' for charity, where you have to hold a Coke between your boobs for breast cancer awareness. I have 5 reasons why you should take this challenge, breast cancer awareness being number 1.

In Gouverneur, NY 9 brains were discovered on the street near some railroad tracks, at first I thought that some Hobos lost their mind trying to figure out how to pronounce Gouverneur. I had to investigate to be sure, what I found will blow your mind, onto the street near the railroad.