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I don't have many personal highlights of 2015, or at least I don't have many highlights that others would consider a highlight, but there is 1 that stands out as a legitimate highlight, it's not the time I walked around the office in yoga pants, or getting smashed in the face and beat in the head for "The 12 Days of Christmas," it was when I interviewed WWE Superstar Neville...

On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 got interesting, because they did not know how to give me "Lords a Leaping," Flounder & Dave came to the conclusion, that they would give me a special gift from Lemmy Kilmister, because Lemmy is God.   On the 10th day of Christmas, Q103 violated me with Lemmy's mole, I don't know why Flounder and Dave thought I needed the gift of being violated by L

On the 9th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a face full of glitter, instead of "Ladies Dancing." If the Rock Girl could dump feathers on my head after, DJ Supreme covered my head with chocolate sauce and whipped cream, we couldn't have her back to dance for me, instead of throwing glitter in my face...

Got Milk? On the 8th day of Christmas Q103, gave to me, milk, instead of "Maids a milking," Dave poured milk over my head. There was some whipped cream mixed into the milk, of course, and the sugar burned my eyes. At this point, I would like to declare myself, the new face of "The 12 Days of Christmas," because all of the things that I have been smashed in the face with, or in

On the 7th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, a full bottle of chocolate syrup, on my head, then some whipped cream, of course, then the Rock Girl dumped feathers on my head and beat me with a pillow. I know that they are supposed to give me 7 Swans-a-Swimming, instead of Swans-a-Swimming, but as you can see, there are no swans in this video...

On the 6th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 6 eggs, instead of "6 Geese A Laying," because if they hit me in the face with 6 geese, it would be messy, very messy. Just in case you silly folks, want to split hairs about it. 2 eggs were in the plate, that someone, so politely smashed into my face...

On the 5th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me, 5 Onion Rings, to the face, if they had given me 5 Golden Rings I would of opened my mouth, so I could swallow them and keep them. I have been smashed in the face with food and beat in the head with a phone for Christmas, I don't know if these gifts are for me or for you, because I don't get to keep the things I get smashed in the face with, or beat in

On the 4th day of Christmas, Q103 gave to me a phone, not a smart phone, or a cell phone and not even a cordless phone, but a corded phone. I am both happy and proud to receive this gift from Q103, because I am pretty sure that I am the only person in America, receiving this gift, and it went straight to my head...

We the people at Q103, have been working hard to give you the 12 days of Christmas, we have been working hard to figure out what to smash me in the face with, it's hard because we can not smash me in the face with French Hens, so we use things like French Fries instead...

"The 12 Days of Christmas," is a very confusing song, because it begins on "The first day of Christmas," the song counts up to the 12th day, at the beginning of each verse but suddenly begins counting down, or is it just listing the gifts given on each day in reverse order...

In my quest to restore the American spirit of Thanksgiving, or the Spirit of America within Thanksgiving... I have discovered fun things to do with turkey, you can slurp it, and you can try to eat it all in one sitting. I have yet to post anything about the mashed potatoes, until now...

In my quest to restore the good name of Thanksgiving, and remind America that it is not all about shopping, the Pilgrims, or the Native Americans. Thanksgiving is all about the food, so I turned to Matt Stonie, to help me prove that point, and he did not disappoint...