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We the people at Q103, have been working hard to give you the 12 days of Christmas, we have been working hard to figure out what to smash me in the face with, it's hard because we can not smash me in the face with French Hens, so we use things like French Fries instead...

This year, we the people of Q103, want to spread some holiday cheer, and I volunteered. Actually no one else was willing to do, what I am for you, so enjoy! and remember, there will be 11 more. Getting hit in the face with a plate full of pears is not all that bad, despite getting the sticky juice all over my face, it tasted good, so I can't complain, because porn stars have to deal with a lot wor

The Ramones "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want To Fight Tonight)" is the most under-appreciated Holiday songs of all time, and it's one of my favorites. If you have not heard this song before, it's because of a conspiracy. The Bah Humbug Conspiracy: In 1931, Herbert Hoover wanted everyone's Christmas to suck, he wanted people to get into fights, and break things around the house in order to

Netflix and chill to this hidden gem, "I Am Santa Claus" is a documentary featuring Mick Foley, and 4 other professional Santa Clauses, and once you see it, you can not un-see it, because the life of a professional Santa Clause, is not all milk & cookies. ...

Who is Suzy Snowflake? I think that she is some kind of Witch, that can control the weather, but children love her because she can make it snow, so that there will be school closings, I am not sure, but Suzy Snowflake scares me, and so does this video...

"Dominick the Donkey." A holiday classic, that used to scare me as a child, but now it makes me angry, because Dominick does not have his own movie. I think that Dominick does not have his own movie, because holiday movies are prejudice toward Italians, and that is not fair...

This one time, I was watching "A Christmas Story" and Uncle Sam came to me, and was like "Dan you have to save Christmas, for America." You're welcome. That was 2 years ago, and it seems like it was just yesterday. 2 years later, and my copy of "A Christmas Story" does not work anymore, because I watched it too many times, and I moved out of my parents house, so my mo

I fear that I've failed in my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, and now, this is my last stand, because Americans will go shopping, it's hard to compete with a good sale, especially when you're not selling anything. Americans will continue to refuse to celebrate Thanksgiving because of its origins, and that's fine by me, I feel sympathetic for the Native Americans, but I stil

In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving, in America, I have posted many Thanksgiving themed blogs, I even slurped the Turkey, but I have not blogged about my favorite TV Show episodes yet, until now. When I first started this blog, I went to YouTube to find a good compilation of Thanksgiving TV Show episodes, the video that I found, sucked, because there was no mention of my favorite, so

In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, I rediscovered the origin of Thanksgiving, thanks to some kids on the History Channel, now I think that, maybe Squanto did show us how to use the land, so that we can go shopping...

In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, I have found that, the History Channel, is the most reliable source, especially when it's kids, telling the story of the first Thanksgiving. I find this video to be more accurate, then what I was taught in school, back in the 1980's, the good old Reagan years...

In my quest to restore the spirit of Thanksgiving in America, I have posted many videos, and I have realized, that I keep posting silly videos of people doing gross things, or people failing at Thanksgiving. I don't know how this is going to help restore the spirit of Thanksgiving, but I'm an American, and that is not going to stop me...