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We've replaced all the metal playgrounds with safe rounded plastic ones. But we still hand a blindfolded child a giant stick and ask him to “swing away”?

If baseball was like this all the time I’d watch every game! There was a commercial campaign about how everything would be better if it was hockey. Well, it’s true!

Oh weird, a chick not understanding the rules to a sport? Shocking! The dude is knocked out cold lady, what are you doing? the fight is over.

This chubby Man Child is so unbelievably adorable. Not many people enjoyed watching CM Punks’s streak end last night but I’m pretty sure you’re the only adult who through a hissy fit over it.

You may think a quick pin is a good way to win but everyone knows the best way to beat someone in wrestling is to crush their head with a giant light!

Talk about a gigantic fail - A woman in Sweden underwent 2 years of chemotherapy before doctors realized she never had it to begin with.

The train was on track, how in the world did she manage to crash it? Well I guess the stereotype about women drivers is 100% true. No other explanation.

It’s not just a stereotype it’s a well known fact that most white people CAN NOT dance. I believe someone did a study on it once and won the Nobel Prize or something. I’m pretty sure it was Dr. Phil Collins.

You know how it goes- Get hammered, ride around in a limo, eat. Pretty basic stuff. One problem though- As you sit in the back of said Limo, you never take into consideration the size of the damn thing- Especially when you're craving a Big Mac and 20 piece at 2am. Ever try and rock the drive-thru at the McDonald's near Westgate? In a limo, It ain't happenin! Point is- It's up to the driver to say

The bathroom isn't necessarily the worst place for a teeth cleaning. In fact that's where most folks regularly brush their teeth. Nevertheless, you wouldn't want to show up for a dental appointment for your checkup and be taken into the bathroom.

Certainly this video must raise awareness to parents everywhere. Is your daughter twerking? And does she have terrible rhythm and coordination?

Listen, I think its cute Canada has the CFL and all but let’s leave it at that. We can’t have chubby Mayor Rob “Kool-aid” Ford trying to handle the pig skin. It looks cannibalistic.